Archive for August, 2012

Food Eater

Too full to have your favorite cake? Try the new Food Eater! Insert the food you want in the food eater and voila! You have a completely tasteless meal that you never ate!


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Fire Vacuum

Is your house on fire? Are the flames so hard to put out? Then get the new Fire Vacuum! With this you can absorb fire just by aiming at it. No longer do you have to worry! With this you do have to get every last flame, yet it’s bound to never happen again! Also you can install the motion sensing fire vacuum and if it sees any fire it will absorb it. (or you can call the fire department.)

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